The 321 Podcast! Episode Thirteen
Episode Thirteen is where the guys talk about Voltron, revisit Twilight on Craigslist, discuss quizzes on facebook, and challenge you, the listener, to help them define “Cliff Diving.”
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Episode Thirteen is where the guys talk about Voltron, revisit Twilight on Craigslist, discuss quizzes on facebook, and challenge you, the listener, to help them define “Cliff Diving.”
Panorama Theme by Themocracy
ididit.
not as fantastical as moses’s CL post.
but i did recieved about 6 replies, but 1/2 were spam bots i’m sure.
some replies, no hook,line, or sinkers though.
and wu-tang aint nothing to fuck with.
p.s. i don’t publish facebook quizes.
unless i’m the disney character ariel.
then i’ll publish that shit, bitches.
sorry for killing moses’s boner, and the tron trailer is awesome. thanks campy for exploding.
You guys should make a “Which 321er Are You?” quiz on the Facebook. Use the power of herpes for good instead of evil.
Horatio Hornblower?! Who the fuck are you, my grandpa?! Seriously: my nearly 90-year-old grandfather loves himself a Horatio Hornblower novel.
@jesse – hells yes:) Horatio Hornblower is an O G pimp
@scott – that is the best idea. we will see what we can get going.
You sons of bitches. I have to stop listening to this at work now because of my uncontrolled laughter.
Great podcast again guys, always makes me laugh especially since I genuinely thought you were wanting a definition of cliff diving so I was thinking scary,mental-ness (made up word obviously)off a cliff and then when I started listening to Campy going on about jumping off a dresser into someone i nearly wet myself laughing….so naive ha
would love to hear your manly voice impression of me, start practicing 
Big love to all 3 of you cause I have decided that you Dave are pretty rad (thats my new fav word)too.
Lou xx
OK, the Tron moment was the funniest moment of the entire podcast to date I think! Well played Campy Draper! Well played.
RE: Tron moment – half the fun was Moses’ out-of-control reaction. So props to both you boys for being so amazing.
I see lots of wonderful comments. However I see no suggestions for “Cliff Diving”. It’s like none of you want to win some vague prize that is TBD.
The best thing I could come up was this: your partner is suspended upside down with legs apart, and you’re perched on some sort of platform (a dresser, perhaps), penetrating her/him downward from there (I suppose you could also forgo the upside-down suspension and just go oral).
I feel like this is somewhat more plausible than you guys’ proposal, but it’s pretty complicated. I feel like a good “cliff diving” needs to be elegant in its simplicity. Plus, it doesn’t really call to mind “diving” so much as “dipping” to me. So I’m not very happy with my suggestion.
Warning! Sexual Content!
The best thing I can think of is, their chest is on the bed and their ass is in the air. You climb on top of them backwards — you’d be 69ing if they were on their back — and then dive in! and eat their ass upside-down. Too far?
The thing about sociobiology is not that I think there are no physical differences between the sexes but more that 90% of the time the lay response, at least, seems to be stuff like “Men want to have sex with lots of women so they can have as many babies as possible and women are monogamous so they can get a man to take care of their baby.” So I don’t know.
Do they make vegetarian worcestershire sauce?
I have to say that the CL post was awesome and it deserved better responses.
corn is bullshit? wait a fucking minute… this is the grain of the new world! destitute billions in hungry impoverished nations depend on maize for basic preservation. what’s next? fuck potatoes?!
campy- i flow like the blood on a murder scene. fucking bring it.
dave- forgive moses for rewriting history; think duck tales.
the moses- i missed you before i ever met you.
-d’oh
Cliff Diving is where you give your partner a gaper so wide that your cock no long fits snugly, thus forming the abyss into which one may dive. Then you “penetrate” the hole, being careful not to touch any of the sides, not unlike the game “Operation.” You’ll need a harness and pulley system to achieve such accuracy.
Master’s Challenge: While harnessed and hovering above from a height of no less than 1 foot, you blow your load into said gaping hole, again without touching any side of the cliff.
Good luck little guys. See you at base camp.
@joel – swish.
LOL! Fucking awesome.
“I exploded out of the internet” should definitly be on a shirt.
“definitely” fuck I hate how there is no edit button.
Listening to you guys whilst cleaning my place*^, and I was like, ‘hold up, wait a minute, don’t go there, cuz I ain’t wit it,’ when you guys were hating on “Expelled”. Sure, Stein HATES evolution, but that’s not what I got out of the movie. The point of the movie is to shine a light on the scary practice of the science community excommunicating fellow scientists who believe in a God of some sort. That’s fucked, and probably illegal. In conclusion, narrow-minded, militant haters of any sort can get fucked, esp. Richard Dawkins.
And I’m with Elfsar Comics & Toys on this: WhereTF is the edit button on 321podcast.com. Quit holding us to our words, man!
*take that as you will.
^the podcast is a great way to pass the hours cleaning.