The 321 Podcast! Episode Seventeen
Episode Seventeen is where the guys talk about Quatchi, the complexities of autofelatio, the perils of bear spray, a tale of the Juggernaut, the potential douchery in aural skills class, and a first installment of “amazing adult classifieds.”
Themocracy
As someone who, in his much younger and less fat years, was briefly capable of sucking his own dick, I don’t mind telling you that it’s not all it’s cracked up to be (note: I’m referring here to the act of autofellatio, not the dick). Maybe it works better if you’re a contortionist, but for an amateur such as myself, it was very difficult and uncomfortable to get into that position. It puts a lot of strain on your back/neck, and it’s not really worth it. It’s not like a real blow job because you’re controlling it, so you know exactly what’s going to happen, which makes it not much different from just jerking off normally, except much more difficult. In case you’re wondering, I never finished that way because it was just too uncomfortable to sustain for very long. Maybe if you were really into it it would be worth it, but for me the novelty wore off quickly.
Best podcast comment ever?
Yes, that is very good. very good indeed.
I LOVE the adult ads in those papers. Fuck yeah please keep that segment up. Also I remember when Campy told that story when I was hanging with him and Joel and that was a good night.
Moses, can you please try to say “So we were just playing with the Quatchi…” much more often! Sounds terribly dirty and hilarious.
Alaska: the Freedom version of Canada. I think you’ve just coined the Frontier state’s new tourism slogan Dave!
Sounds like Joel’s girlfriend was not meant to live.
Suggestion for a weekly segment:
BRING BACK COOKING WITH CAMPY!!!!
a few notes:
firstly, if science corner is going to actively participate, i need to hear what the fuck she’s saying. i’m tired off this bullshit where everything goes silent for a few seconds, then everyone laughs because science corner said something funny. occasionally dave will repeat the comment, but by then the moment has passed.
secondly, i love the idea of having segments that reoccur. i think each segment should have a clever in/out mini jingle. nothing annoying, just something to herald the schtick. use your medium, people!
dave, you could keep up the awkward personal adds. getting personal with dave?
campy, your chef skillz rival raekwan, so i say keep cookin!
moses, each week you could have a mini lesson on the moses method, like a tip for picking up chicks moses barret style. it might really help the uninitiated. or whatever happened to your on-location reports of the hipster scene parties?
science corner already sounds like a segment, so maybe she could have some dedicated time each week where she just drops k(nowledge) bombs.
if the amazing barking dog is going to emerge as a character, he needs his own segment too.
thirdly, for folks who talk about superfans, you guys, outside of the podcast, offer little stimulus for the lay-listener that allows a regular fan to built to super status. what about providing fun interactive ways for regular fans to participate on a weekly basis? example- announce you have a poll question on the the321podcast.com and ask each listener to vote for who they think has the biggest cock, then next week you could have a cock-measuring competition and see if the fans were right.
i piss gold like midas,
-claydough
Clayton’s got some good ideas. I think you should go easy on the segments, though. I wouldn’t want more than one or two per episode because you’re under such severe time constraints and you need to have a lot of time to just talk about random shit. I also think it’s funnier that Science Corner is not a segment but a person (not that I don’t want science bombs dropped on me).
I agree that more superfan interaction would be good as well. The cock measuring competition is a good start (although I seem to recall some discussion of everyone’s cock sizes on an earlier episode… I can’t remember if it was specific enough to spoil the competition, though). Maybe you could also have discussion questions where people could write or call in or whatever and you put the best answers in the next episode. Of course, the discussion topics would have to be awesome, and it still might just end up like the cliff diving thing because everyone’s too lazy to participate. So maybe that’s not such a good idea.
First. Where the heck is Ep 18? You’re leavin’ us hangin’!
Second. Clayton and Scott both have excellent suggestions. I like the idea of each of the three of you having a reoccurring segment of your own, but echo Scott’s appeal to not have more than one or two surface per week. Still, semi-regular segments with their own absurd/silly/otherwise hilarious intro jingles would be great! I’m already chuckling thinking about a Julia Child meets Iron Chef meets Cooking with Campy jingle…
Rock it.
Jesse
Yeah, and right after I sent a newsletter to over 800 people saying a new episode every Sunday…lol.
@Elfsar – Ugh! I know! Double-embarassing! Oh well; we’ll be back tonight.
I’m late in listening to this podcast and reading these comments, but I would like to volunteer to measure the competitors. I’m sure it will be a stiff competition, but you can rely on me to get accurate measurements and give a firm head count.