The 321 Podcast! Episode Seven
Episode seven is where the guys talk about Craigslist, Viper MD and the Fleshlight. \(^_^)/
Here are some emoticons that confuse me:
=S
:3
(^o^)
d(^_^)b
(T_T)
(*^^*)
Here are some photos of the Fleshlight:
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Themocracy
I got through two Twilight books and bailed. And I was trapped on a freaking cruise ship at the time, with access to very little reading material. They lost me at sparkling vampires.
Viper MD should REALLY look into marketing to diabetics. Pet snake plus insulin injection system = fame and fortune.
I saw Twilight with Joel, actually. I lol’d so loud in the theater and I am sure I offended many fans.
Also, I don’t find vibrators to be necessary. Maybe I am missing out.
^agreed, insulin vipers, brilliant^
the craigslist converstation was awesome, i’ve dabbled in the personal ads myself. thanks 321.
Best podcast yet.
“Evokes a butthole” Fantastic, Dave. Where are the pictures that you always say you’ll post? Campy, which model did you choose?
Thanks for the props Joel.
You are totally right – I often say that I’ll post stuff and then don’t do it. Anyway, here are some emoticons and some fleshlight photos.
In the first photo, the (camera-) rightmost fleshlight is the one which I think evokes a butthole. The second photo is a cross-section of Camp’s Fleshlight STU , which you can learn more about here (NSFW): http://www.fleshlight.com/stamina-training-unit/
The final photo is the FleshJack for boys who like to make it with other boys. Dig it.
-Dave
@Jen – Feel free to plead the 5th here, but if you want to answer: when you say, “I don’t find vibrators to be necessary. Maybe I am missing out.”
Are you saying that you don’t own one and have thus never tried it? Because nothing will make us happier than buying you one, for serious. Feel free to reply here, or send a message to us on Facebook or at theguys {at} the321podcast {dot} com
Let us know if you want us to talk about it on the podcast or not.
Or, just say, “seriously, no comment.” Nobody will judge you – or if they do, we’ll sick Campy on ‘em.
Everyone else – are we being creepy with this?
Maybe you light a candle! Hilarious…
So I take it from the absence of an offer to buy everyone fleshlights that they’re not as much a force of pure good in the world as vibrators? The whole thing sounds like a lot of work to me and I think I’d probably be too lazy.
@Scott it really isn’t at all! the whole warming process take minutes and it’s well worth it. They are a force of pure good, but I think men have less worry about motivating themselves towards their own sexual gratification. So yeah buy your own fleshlight!
I find your guys’s devotion to the female orgasm to be mostly commendable and only somewhat creepy.
On the subject of Twilight: this is a sweeping generalization, but I am pretty sure any girl who would answer your Edward Cullen ad isn’t a girl who you’d actually want to date. Unless you’re really committed to taking apart her car to keep her from seeing other dudes.
Postscript: I always see :3 when people are referring to cats.
Also, this struck me as relevant to your interests: http://newyork.craigslist.org/brk/cas/1225191327.html
dave, did you just say that you dream of 14 year old girls masturbating?
Uhh… I guess I kinda did…
Viper MD, with their air-dropping crates of healing fury into poor African villages sounded to me like a medical missionary sort of system. Rather than moving in and healing your soul with the fire and brimstone power of Jesus, we’re curing your smallpox, and there’s nothing you can do about it.
PS
It’s an extreme act of benevolence, and it terrifies everyone. If you’re going to exist, you’re gonna do things our way, and that’s just life. I love it.
Dave, tomorrow is my 50th birthday. I’m glad to know there is so much more to learn about life and its intricacies. Listening to your podcasts is filling in my educational gaps. I feel privileged to know a little something about Viper MD and fleshlights.
p.s. I don’t own a vibrator.